February 2011
Sarah Palin's Gun Control Warnings →
“Here’s how I figure it. Remember that weird guy in Wisconsin was so angry, so upset, watching a Palin win slot after slot each week on Dancing With the Stars that he shot Bristol through his TV? He blasted his Panasonic? Well, I’m thinking, ‘Imagine more gun control. Then he’d have to attack his Panasonic with a butter knife.’”
imapushercady asked: why are you so awesome
jennifergfox asked: So. I'm just wondering what your tie to the gays is, and also, why you can't breastfeed. I'm being noisy. Feel free to not reply if you aren't comfortable.
January 2011
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What happened to CNN? →
thethirdshift:
In 1991, I sat glued to the television watching Bernie Shaw and Peter Arnett broadcast from a hotel room in Baghdad while the city was being bombed. At that moment, I thought CNN was the most incredible thing that had happened in my entire life. Time magazine went on to name Ted Turner Person of the Year, in no small part because of that broadcast.
This weekend, I am traveling....
30025.) I want to get hurt. A car accident,...
hookers-for-jesus:
tumblrisforliz:
And I’d pretend to be sleeping or dying so in case anyone actually did come
…………
Speaking as someone who’s been in and out of hospitals my entire life…you’re a fucking idiot.
As a nurse on a floor where we deal with huge tumors… lately huge tumors caused by a shitton of HPV. Please don’t come to my hospital.
HOW IT ACTUALLY WENT DOWN (A BIRD JOKE)
JoAnne to her patient: I have to call your doctor about the pulse ox, I’ll ask for more nausea medication, too. Kill two birds with one stone. Patient: Good. Annoying hipster nurse: NO, JOANNE, FEED TWO BIRDS WITH ONE SEED. JoAnne: I’m a violent person, and I hate birds. Respiratory therapist behind the curtain: You know, if you feed birds, they just poop on your head. *Scene*
feminist slut: NEWSFLASH FOR REPUBLICANS -trigger... →
the-madame-hatter:
If an individual does not want to or can not legally or physically consent to sex, then it is RAPE.
Fuck off with your “forcible rape”. ALL RAPE IS FORCED.
If someone is drunk and passed out and someone has sex with them? RAPE.
If a 13 year old is impregnated by a 21…
Bush White House Broke Election Law →
ALL ROCKS GO TO HEAVEN ϟ: Reblog with your Blog... →
hookers-for-jesus:
enterklainementweekly:
whendidshegetallconfident:
masturbatewithacheesegrater:
memoriesofbrokendreams-:
jagkbassambarakat:
kentgarrison:
fuckyourwolves:
theslowpokewell:
superlink:
musharna:
wisel:
Even Truth is filled with Lies
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vulgar little transsexual trollop
It’s from a review of a low-budget production of Pericles in the 70’s.
The...
STFU, Conservatives: Kathy Griffin Is Coming For... →
steampunkanachronism:
“I’ve already gone for Sarah, Todd and Bristol obviously,” Kathy Griffin says in plotting her next Palin takedown. “But I think it’s Willow’s year to go down. In 2011 I want to offend a new Palin.” Does it matter that Willow is just a wee 16 years old? Nah….
blogfunk:
fib:
When someone asks you to do something and you get entirely ready to go out and they cancel at the last minute.
BITCH, I SHOWERED FOR YOU.
MY LIFE
see your friend's 25th status about God on fb
nola-darling:
remember several instances of ho shit y’all used to do together.
Reblog if you miss a friendship you had with...
That moment when Buffy screams "NOW!" and all the...
yesigrok:
I DON’T HAVE A GIF THAT TRULY EXPRESSES THE EMOTIONS I EXPERIENCE AT THAT MOMENT
BUT LONG STORY SHORT I PUNCH THE AIR A MILLION TIMES
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When porn blogs follow you.
learntolovelessonsrepeating:
creep-illy:
JUST FOR THE GIF XD
